Conversations with Strange Men Part Three
I was introduced to an Indecisive Poet. Here's a summary of our esoteric conversation.
Him: You're quite quirky aren't you?
Me: Er... I suppose.
Him: Your teeth are nice, lips a bit thin though...
Me: Sorry?
Him: Breasts look good. What size are they? Shall I guess?
Me: Er... I don't think so...
Him: You're a bit chunky aren't you?
Me: Chunky!!!!!!
Him: But all in all, I find you not unattractive.
Me: Really? Funny you use the negative like that...
Him: I don't get you...
Me: No.... I guess not.
Him: You're quite quirky aren't you?
Me: Er... I suppose.
Him: Your teeth are nice, lips a bit thin though...
Me: Sorry?
Him: Breasts look good. What size are they? Shall I guess?
Me: Er... I don't think so...
Him: You're a bit chunky aren't you?
Me: Chunky!!!!!!
Him: But all in all, I find you not unattractive.
Me: Really? Funny you use the negative like that...
Him: I don't get you...
Me: No.... I guess not.
posted by cate sweeney @ 5:23 PM
2 Comments:
At 7:35 AM,
Anonymous said…
Well, of the three I'd say that Bob sounds the least strange of your strange encounters; and even he appears to be very strange... although also.. ermm... sort of funky, and... no, thats it 'sort of funky.' Chin up, they say things come in threes. What next?
At 7:01 PM,
Lucy McCarraher said…
This one's got a bloody cheek - thin lips, chunky? Don't see him again!
Loko forward to the chart. I've never written from a chart before...
L x
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